March 2012
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omgthatdress:
expectations:
reality:
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wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
‘No independent journalism anymore’ – ex-Al... →
so-treu:
let me repeat: AL JAZEERA IS NOT A RELIABLE SOURCE FOR INFORMATION ON SYRIA, AMONG OTHER THINGS:
Television channels have turned into political parties, pushing the agenda for some outside forces, former Al Jazeera correspondent in Beirut, Ali Hashem, told RT. Hashem has come in spotlight after resigning from the television citing its bias.
In emails leaked by Syrian hackers, Ali...
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Garbage - Cherry Lips
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just re-read a paragraph I just wrote for my Gender Studies essay and found this:
“This imbalance of power extends to religious institutions, corporate wealth, and science institutions – most of which are run almost exclusively by me.”
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Microwave: Ping
Sister: Ping
Me: Ping
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The look of distress on my hairdresser’s face as she tried to fix my hair was priceless. Well worth cutting my own hair for almost two years.
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do-you-have-a-flag:
jammyleg:
frenchie-atbakerstreet:
fezzes-r-cool:
This is the most obscene poem I’ve ever read. In Latin
And I’ve read a lot of Latin poetry.
Holy Moly.
What did I just read?
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo is the greatest and I’m surprised you haven’t read it before
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Okay pronunciation guide for non-Australians:
Nargh.
Aussie is pronounced pretty much like “ozzy”
NOT Auhsssie
I know right
but please.
And Australia is not pronounced
Osstralia
or Awwstralia
it’s more like “ustraylia” or “ustrayya” or just “strayya” depending on your level of bogan
And I swear to god stop saying Down Under NOBODY SAYS THAT
I’m sorry I just have a lot of...
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brrrwave:
Ok so I’m a huge fan of the Justin Bieber song Boyfriend, but today my friend pointed out while looking at the lyrics online that there’s a strange lyric in there (well all the lyrics are awful strange but this one in particular is fascinating)
Chillin by the fire
why we eatin’ fondue
now I’ve listened to the song a bunch to figure this out, and while it could go either way, I’m...
For the love of god, Montresor!: aatombomb: We... →
aatombomb:
We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the…
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I could start my essay that’s due tomorrow
or I could go on tumblr
decisions decisions
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Sister: What should I do with it?
Me: With what?
Sister: The potato! What should I make?
Me: I don't know jeez
Sister:
Me: Okay why did you just put the potato in your eye?
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Mum called me to tell me she got all teary during the mass same-sex TV wedding, and then asked what I thought of it.
I told her South Australia is half an hour behind Victoria so I hadn’t seen it yet.
Interviewer: Give us your best tip for overcoming depression.
Stephen Fry: To regard it as being like the weather. It's not your responsibility that it's raining, but it is real when it rains, and the fact that it's raining does not mean that the rain is never going to stop. The only thing to do is to believe that, one day, it won't be raining and accept it so you can find a mental umbrella to shield yourself from the worst. The sun will eventually come up.
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no self, stop looking at homestuck fanart
you still have over a quarter to go
(I hope there’s another recap soon :/ I’m starting to get really confused again)
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Oh my god I just got to the end of Act 5 Act 1
Or whatever the hell
but. but
This thing is so confusing but
ASDFGHJK
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I have a theory that Barbie is a timelord
“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...”
– Hunter S. Thompson (via rasputin)
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