Excerpt from an email I sent to my mum after hearing my sister having loud drunk sex:

I think it would be pretty amazing to just be insentient atoms. I think I’d like to be a tree. That would be nice. And trees don’t have sex so that would be a bonus. But mainly I think it would feel amazing to have leaves, and roots and branches. And then if I got cut down I might be a chair for a while, which wouldn’t be great, but (unless I was a really awesome expensive chair that ended up in a museum in a hundred years) that probably wouldn’t last for long and I’d be thrown out or made into wood chips or something. And if I wasn’t made into a chair maybe I’d be made into a book! And I’d end up in a nice library somewhere.
But I wouldn’t even care! because I wouldn’t be sentient! 

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